- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to sweat poop.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

the power to make food shrimp.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to eat with your butt

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to kill yourself.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

Pointless Super Powers