- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to turn into a tree.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

Pointless Super Powers