- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

To be able to summon old people

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to see the past.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

he power to make mistakes

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

Pointless Super Powers