The ability to smell colors

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be missed when present.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!