- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control mealworms

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to see other peoples dreams.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to kill yourself.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Pointless Super Powers