The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!