- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to be missed when present.

The ability to go to hell.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to randomly die at any moment

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to die

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Pointless Super Powers