The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to be blind

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!