The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be blind

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!