- Pointless Super Powers

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

+78

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

+76

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

+76

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

+76

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

+74

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to die at will

the power to do nothing

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make everything worse

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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