The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to poo.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to jump

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to create another human

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!