- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be a snail

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.