- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to burn the sun.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers