- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to take a crap.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

the power to not finish your

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to drain people's phone battery

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to have no superpower

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Pointless Super Powers