The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to die

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!