The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!