- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to die at will

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the power to do nothing

The power to be missed when present.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

Pointless Super Powers