- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability to control dairy products

The power to like any show

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to sleep while standing!

Pointless Super Powers