The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!