- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to be powerless

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to have any power on this site.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see the past.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to see through windows

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to die when you get old

Pointless Super Powers