The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to swim in water.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!