- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to have any power on this site.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to see the past.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to read this sentence

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to be missed when present.

The power to get hurt without a break.

Pointless Super Powers