- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power of the succulent game

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power of learning

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to smell colors

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to do nothing

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to be missed when present.

Pointless Super Powers