The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to be blind

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!