The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to jump

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to part hair.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!