The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to like any show

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The power to die

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!