- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a pointless superpower

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

Being only half invisible.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to speak only one language

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the ability to talk to humans

the power of the succulent game

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to control mealworms

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Pointless Super Powers