- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to take a crap.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

To be able to summon old people

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Nope. Just nope.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

he power to make mistakes

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to have no superpower

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of love

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Pointless Super Powers