The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be french.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be blind

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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power to age faster

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to like any show

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!