The power to have no superpower

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power of love

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to do nothing

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!