the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to be missed when present.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!