The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!