the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to kill yourself.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!