the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!