The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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power to age faster

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to like any show

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!