Justin Bieber

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the power to see the present

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to part hair.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to waste money

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!