The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to itch your teeth

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!