the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to be blind

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power of love

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!