The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to see the present

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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boo

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to be powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!