Being only half invisible.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to look into your brain

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to control mealworms

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!