The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to murder rocks.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!