The power to kill yourself.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!