The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!