The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!