- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

the power to melt your bones

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power of christ ;)

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

Pointless Super Powers