The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!