- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to not finish your

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to never finish your sentences because

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Pointless Super Powers