The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to see the past.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to look into your brain

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to control mealworms

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!