- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to dislike this power

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

Being only half invisible.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to see the past.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be blind

The power to control mealworms

he power to make mistakes

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Pointless Super Powers