The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!