The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to suck your own dick

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to see the present

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!